Ask me anything   You are in charge of your own destiny for your entire life

officialfrenchtoast:

me: take me to bae

taxi driver: i dont know where she lives

me:

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o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

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equalist:

seeing a post u want to reblog after you hit the scroll to top button

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me when im 420 years old:lol
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officialfrenchtoast:

what an experience it is to watch this video

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— 1 week ago with 83590 notes

brebuscus:

frosty-butt:

bobchesler:

fuglyselfie:

bobchesler:

fuglyselfie:

penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs

Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong. image

I fucking choked on my tea

Next you’ll be choking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.image

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fuCKINF SHIT

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lordemusic:

ninadeflor:

veganmoonprincess:

This is disgusting

did they just smack the walden instagram filter on her

uh

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